THE KIRBYSPHERE

why 'kirbysphere'

i am kirby. and this is my sphere :)

no relation to the little pink fuck.

why does ur code suck so bad?

i refuse to sit down and learn things instead of just doing it and figuring it the fuck out. hope this helps. if you open inspect to look at my end of this that is YOUR PROBLEM.

why does this website exist?

fun.

wow this is soo retro! don't you wish we could just return to the good old days of internet?

no. i was four years old when geocities was shut down. none of this is nostalgic for me. stop doing weird technological conservatism + imagine this briefly with me as the future of the internet not the past. the aesthetics are fun i guess but come on.

why are you annoying?

when i was a baby i used to scream full volume into my twin sisters ear while we were sleeping so it probably started there.

why do you have an faq page containing entirely questions nobody has ever asked you?

cuz i think its funny. come on its a little funny.